Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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