There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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