Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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