We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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