so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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