I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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