Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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