I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
