I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just high enough for therapy.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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