Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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