A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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