sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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