with your own penis?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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