i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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