Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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