Sry I called you an 8
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
