We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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