I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How does one acquire holy water?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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