Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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