I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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