Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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