Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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