okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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