With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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