What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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