Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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