Dual....:-)
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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