just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
