last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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