Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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