I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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