i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just cropdusted the office
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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