just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I'm really busy with my period
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