Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I love you.
Bad choice
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Will exercising make me less horny?
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