Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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