im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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