You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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