I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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