there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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