i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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