Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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