yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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