ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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