Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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