You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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