I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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