First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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