I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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