So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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