nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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