TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need a beard to bite.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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