Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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