what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
