i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
