My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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