is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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