You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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