we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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