do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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