____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Randomize
