I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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